CREDIT 1 · PLAYER YOU · FOR BRANDS META WON'T LET ADVERTISE

META KEEPS REJECTING YOUR ADS. BUILD A CLEANER FRONT DOOR.

I build playable, age-gated promo funnels: a branded page you own, email capture you control, key events tracked and pixel-ready — a destination built around the rules instead of one that trips them.

▶ PLAY A 20-SECOND DEMO GET ONE BUILT FOR YOUR BRAND

▮ FIRST 3 US BUILDS · ARCADE AT $1,500 FLAT · LIVE IN 7 DAYS ▮

YOU KNOW THIS SCREEN

RESTRICTED CATEGORIES PLAY ON HARD MODE.

✖ AD REJECTED

Your product photo tripped a policy filter a human never saw. Appeal denied in four minutes at 2 a.m.

✖ ACCOUNT RESTRICTED

Third strike and the whole ad account is frozen — along with the pixel data you spent two years feeding it.

✖ GAME OVER?

Meanwhile the brands Meta does like pay less per click than you pay per impression. The table is tilted.

Here's the flip: it's not another product ad, it's a branded promo page you own. Run it from your bio, the QR on your counter, your SMS list, or a compliant paid campaign, without betting everything on one ad account. People are far more likely to finish something that feels like a game than something that feels like an ad.

THE PART YOUR MEDIA BUYER WILL THANK YOU FOR

BUILT FOR OWNED TRAFFIC AND CLEANER META TESTS.

Some brands can't send paid traffic straight to a product page without tripping review. So I build a cleaner front door: a branded, age-gated promo experience with policy-aware copy, neutral creative angles, and tracking events your agency can actually use.

✓Policy-aware ad angles — written for the category, not retrofitted after a rejection.
✓An age gate that asks for a date of birth — at your market's number, before anything else loads.
✓No checkout on the promo page — unless your category and your counsel say it belongs there.
✓No medical, therapeutic or high-risk claims — anywhere on the page or in the creative.
✓Clean prize and reward framing — no purchase necessary, a free-entry route, rules spelled out.
✓Pixel-ready events, labeled in plain English — your media buyer plugs in without a decoder ring.
✓Works with your agency — I hand off notes, not a black box.
✓Built for every lane — bio link, counter QR, SMS list, and compliant paid traffic.

Nobody can guarantee Meta approval. Not me, not your agency, and not anyone who tells you otherwise. What I can do is build the page and the creative path around the rules instead of fighting them after a rejection.

And if your category needs certification or written authorization before Meta will run you at all, I'll tell you which one applies and get your page and assets into the shape that process expects. You file it. I make sure you're not filing with a page that gets you declined.

WHAT COMES IN THE CABINET

YOUR GAME. YOUR BRAND.
WIRED FOR ONE JOB.

✓A playable game with your logo, colors and product art — not a template that looks like everyone else's giveaway
✓Age gate at your market's number — 21+, 18+, whatever your regulator wants to see first
✓Email capture at the moment of maximum fun — the reward reveal, wired straight to your list
✓A prize mechanic your customers screenshot and share — you control the prizes
✓Key events tracked and pixel-ready — events labeled so any agency can plug into it
✓Built to load fast on a phone — tested on data, not office Wi-Fi
✓Live in 7 days — seven days from the day your assets land, not agency-weeks, not a discovery call in Q4

HOW IT WORKS

THREE STEPS. LIKE EVERY GOOD ARCADE.

STEP 1

Insert Coin

You send a logo, your colors, one product image, your reward terms, where the winners should end up, and pixel access if you want tracking. That's your whole homework — and the 7-day clock starts the day the last one lands.

STEP 2

Press Start

I build your game — age gate, email capture, prize reveal, tracking, all wired — and send you a live link within 7 days.

STEP 3

High Score

The link goes in your bio, on a counter QR, out to your SMS list. It catches emails while you sleep. Paid traffic optional.

THE PROOF WALL

DON'T TAKE MY WORD.
PLAY THEM.

These aren't mockups — all three are playable right now. Different mechanic every time: a quiz, a trivia channel, a members' gate. The quiz gates by age and catches the email at the payoff; the other two are here so you can feel what a finished machine feels like in the hand. Yours gets the gates your market needs — that part I build to order.

Flavor Finder quiz — cartoon oven game screen

● TAP TO PLAY Flavor FinderQUIZ Five quick picks, a flavor match, a little surprise at the end.

● TAP TO PLAY Terpy TVTRIVIA Sitcom & movie trivia in a retro TV — built for a second brand.

● TAP TO PLAY The ScreeningGATE Invite-only trivia for a streaming club. Answer the wall, the door opens.

Three different machines, one standard: they load fast on a phone and they're built so people want to finish them. The age gate and the email capture are the parts I wire to your market — that's the build you're buying.

Straight answer on these three: I built all of them, and none of them came from a stranger who found this page. That's exactly why the launch three are priced the way they are — I want someone else's machine on this wall next.

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THE COMPLIANCE KIT

BUILT TO SURVIVE YOUR LAWYER'S FIRST QUESTION.

✓Age gate that asks for a date of birth — not a yes/no click. 21+ / 18+ presets per market.
✓No-purchase-necessary sweepstakes template — free-entry route included, odds and rules spelled out.
✓Prize pools sized against the state registration thresholds — numbers shown, so you and your counsel decide where to sit — or partnered administration when you want to go bigger.
✓A starting prize menu for your category and state — the shortlist other operators use, ready for your lawyer to sign off or strike.
✓SMS opt-in captured the TCPA way — unbundled, named, receipted.
✓Email capture that's CAN-SPAM clean — sender ID, unsubscribe, consent records.

I build the machine and ship the paperwork your counsel will ask for. Your promo, your prizes, your rules — yours to clear, same as any contest you'd run without me. I'm your builder, not your lawyer.

THE PROMO MACHINE

One turnkey playable promo funnel — everything below, done for you.

LAUNCH RATE: ▮▮▮
FIRST 3 US BUILDS · ARCADE AT $1,500 FLAT

Why: I'm buying something too — the launch three run cheap in exchange for named case-study rights on the results, written into the quote. That rate is the build fee; Cabinet Service is separate. When they're gone, this banner disappears.

Every build includes 30 days of Cabinet Service, then it keeps running month to month: hosting, small edits, a fresh promo drop, and a plain-numbers readout of what your machine caught. Want your competitors locked out? Area exclusivity, +$250–$500/mo, in writing.

ARCADE

$2,500

+ $500/mo Cabinet Service · first 3 US builds: $1,500

Smoke shops, vape & CBD, single-location 21+ retail.

branded game, your pick of mechanic
DOB age gate at your market's number
email capture wired to your list
3 policy-aware launch creatives
key events tracked, pixel-ready
Meta destination review checklist
live in 7 days from assets

FLAGSHIP

$5,000

+ $1,000–$1,500/mo Cabinet Service · the one I'd pick

Dispensaries, breweries & distilleries, beverage brands, multi-location.

everything in Arcade
the Compliance Kit
SMS opt-in flow, captured the legal way
a fresh mechanic every quarter
priority build slot
the full compliant traffic kit
an ad angle map
a landing page review checklist
agency handoff notes

HIGH ROLLER

LET'S TALK

+ $2,500–$5,000/mo Cabinet Service

iGaming operators & affiliates, alcohol brands, chains.

custom mechanics
plugs into your CRM and email platform
free-to-play leaderboards
multi-market age & geo presets
scoped by conversation, not a menu

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PLAYER QUESTIONS

ASKED EVERY TIME.

We can't run ads at all. What's the point?

Then start with the traffic you already own. It's not another product ad, it's a branded promo page you own — so it runs from your bio, a QR at the register, or your SMS list with no ad account at all. And the day you do want to run paid, you're pointing it at something built for review instead of a product page that trips it.

Does this actually work?

The mechanics are proven everywhere fun is legal — quizzes, capsule machines and trivia are how brands with no ad access have always built audiences. For your store specifically: I don't know yet, and anyone who says otherwise is guessing. That's exactly why the first three builds are priced the way they are — I'm buying the numbers to show the next guy.

We already have an agency.

Keep them. Most agencies are built around ads, not playable promo tools. I hand them a wired machine with labeled events, creative angles, and a cleaner destination to test.

Who runs the prizes and discounts?

You do, in writing. I build the game. The prizes, the discount codes and the contest rules are yours. You set them, and you clear them with your own regulator. If something looks risky for your market, I'll tell you. But it's your promo, so it's your call.

Is this legal in my state?

The machines are built to the strictest common denominators: no purchase necessary, a free-entry route, a real age gate, capped prize pools, consent receipts. Your build ships with the rules template and a prize menu for your category and state. Final sign-off stays with you and your counsel — exactly like any promo you'd run without me.

Can you just build us a website?

I could, but you'd be paying me for the boring half. There are cheaper people for websites. This is the thing your website can't do: make a stranger hand over an email while smiling.

What do you need from us to start?

Logo, colors, one product image, your reward terms, where winners should land (site or list), and pixel access if you want tracking. The clock starts when your assets land — builds go live within 7 days.

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No deck, no discovery-call maze. US builds only right now. I reply within 24 hours with a straight answer and a build slot.

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